Jack Harkness' room :: Mid-2005 timewarp AU :: Milliways

[othercaptjack]

Jack's room is mostly basic, it has to be said.

In fairness, he hasn't had much chance to make it his own - it has only been (ahem) somewhere private to go that is not the TARDIS for when he visits Milliways.

And since he is not Bound, for most of the time it stays empty, storing just some clean clothes and basic necessities (well - basic if you're Jack) and not much else.


There is this to be said for it, too:

The door may be locked, but it is not booby-trapped.

Lucky for some.

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[puckishly.livejournal.com]

Puck pops up onto one of the tables, a long one strewn with cutting boards, abandoned produce, and knives.

It looks as though there was some kind of struggle, but nobody's here.

"How perfectly dreadful," he murmurs absently, kicking at a half-head of lettuce.

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"Untidy, certainly," Havelock agrees, absently picking up a kitchen knife in one hand and weighing the balance.

(What? They look like they have a decent edge.)

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Puck had considered taking one, but figures he'll wait until a sign of trouble.

It isn't as if they're going anywhere, after all.

"The corners, then?"

He's already picking his way along the tabletop towards an unpromising patch of darkness. The growing chill in the air denotes either demonic presence or a meat locker.

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Havelock nods and obediently falls in behind him - just enough in reach to lunge at any sign of trouble.

There are still sounds just at the edge of hearing, which are making him feel even edgier than he has all day. Not knowing for sure whether they are a legitimate threat is just insult to injury.

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Puck sadly does not know the rule that there are Always Zombies in the Meat Locker.

He does know that he's still hungry, which is why, when he spots the colander of strawberries, he picks it up and begins to pop them voraciously into his mouth (leaves and all) as he approaches the metal door.



"... Do you hear a tapping?" he inquires of Havelock, mouth slightly full.

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Tragically, Havelock doesn't either, but he does know that small confined spaces are at their most dangerous after a period of tense but falsely reasssuring quiet.

(You don't survive long in Ankh-Morpork, or indeed anywhere in Havelock's world, without certain instincts.)

"Yes," he says, even softer than before, and follows just a little closer.

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Puck rises on tiptoe to peer in the window, but can't quite manage it.

A hop carries him to the right height; after the first one, he hastily eats a few strawberries and tries it again.


"I see there may be some of our creatures," he tells Havelock, "as well as a quantity of meat."

But hungry as he is, he'd rather eat lettuce. Icky dead dudes getting their icky deadness all over perfectly beautiful food.

"Perhaps we should be best served to leave them to it."

"Graghdadk ..."

"Oh dear," Puck mutters, with the intonation one typically expects of an expletive.

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"Shut the door," says Havelock, still low but with extreme urgency, and shoves at it himself.

They can do without multiple attackers.

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Puck, perceiving that Havelock seems to mostly have it covered where the big metal door is concerned, reluctantly parts with the strawberries and takes up a knife to follow the new source of guttural groaning.

"Gragh ... nngh ... god dammit ..."

The fairy blinks.

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Havelock yanks up the metal handle to seal the door, to muffled but futile outrage from the other side.

And then he looks up with a frown as the grunting from nearby goes coherent.

"Who's there?" he calls out steadily, but raises the sword to a stance that has a certain intent to it.

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"... 'Who's there'?" the voice echoes, somewhat poshly.

"I say, old chap-- you come upon somebody in the bloody throes of the worst dashed shock he's ever had, right as he intends to have a bit of a snack, and you're going to go round asking his name instead of if he's in any bloody pain?"

Laboriously, a pale hand appears over a counter at the far end of the room.

"Have it your own way, I suppose." And as the speaker hauls himself over the edge of the counter, he reveals himself to be a well-to-do gentleman in his middle twenties, sporting a jaunty green tie and a good deal of blood. "Bertram Wooster, at your service. And I do apologize about the swearing, dashed impolite of me, but you see I've fallen somewhat in the line of duty."

He holds out his arm for inspection. Something, or someone, has bitten him rather badly in the forearm.

"Hurts like bloody hell."

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And Havelock thought his accent was a little too upper-class.

The young gentleman is dressed in a style not quite what he is used to, but the manner is more familiar than a good part of the people he meets in Milliways, enough to identify him- wealthy, well-born, no combat experience whatsoever, idiot.

Not necessarily in that order.

"That's to be expected," he says clinically, eyeing it, but making no move to get closer. "Still, you don't appear to have hit any major blood vessels."

You can tell, by the way it isn't spurting. In spite of the apparent depth of the wound.

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

Puck sidles a little nearer, sniffing the air. He frowns.

"Who has done it?" he asks.

Bertram Wooster appears affronted by the memory.

"Some fellow just popped up to me and did it. No explanation, no account of himself whatever! Naturally, I got clear of there in a hurry." He frowns around at the kitchen. "This place is a jolly wretched mess. I could use a bit of a repast, myself, but none of it looks the least bit appetizing."

He peers speculatively at Puck, who flashes him a perfectly charming smile.

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Havelock's eyes slide to where Puck has reappeared, and he very carefully doesn't move while he registers the fact that he does not like Puck moving closer to this possible source of - not danger directly, the man is a harmless buffoon, but of contagion, of... -

Then he looks back, and begins a rather warier approach of his own, sword still in hand.

"We encountered similar trouble," he says. "They are most everywhere now. From where have you arrived?"

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Bertram Wooster appears troubled by this revelation. He was already pale when first he appeared; now he looks positively ghastly.

"Why-- I popped in for a spot of something. The spread at Aunt Gussie's wasn't exactly capital, not that it does to tell the old girl. Dreadfully bad manners, that. Anyway, I popped in here from I suppose the sitting-room, and happened on a very dull sort of crowd; nearly everybody looked in a bad way. Then the fellow bit me-- and here I stand before you."

Puck has drawn quite close now. Bertie glances to him with a look between unease and appreciation.

"I say," he says, unsteadily, "have you got anything for this, by any chance? Bandages and whatnot?"

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The fellow clearly has no idea how lucky he has been.

"We can look," Havelock says, eyes lighting on a promising set of drawers. "It's a kitchen, there should be something."

Still keeping within a certain perimeter apparently of his own devising, he begins to look.

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

Puck should, perhaps, be flitting about to search for bandages. However, for the moment, he and the wounded man remain in low-voiced conference; at one point, something Puck says evokes a greenish chuckle from Bertie.

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Havelock keeps searching, trying to ignore the prickle of unease that comes from conversation in the same room just out of hearing.

One drawer sticks, but seems to contain folded; and more importantly clean cloths, so he applied himself to opening the thing. They will do.

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

So about that unease ...

When Havelock looks next, Bertie seems to have his arms about the fairy's waist. Puck, however, has begun to struggle, making first a low growling sound in his throat and then a noise like a top as he ducks free.

Appearing at the assassin's elbow, he says, "The man is somewhat-- translated--"

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Havelock gets as far as spinning around at the sound before Puck has removed himself, which at least gives them a moment to breathe and stare at the late Bertie's tranformation.

"So it would seem," he says, advancing to meet the thwarted zombie heading their way.

And then, with a form not a single master at the Guild could fault (if not quite the ideal delicacy of language),

"Mr. Wooster. If you are now unable to get ahold of yourself, I will kill you."

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The late Bertie Wooster, having shifted in complexion from white to gray, stares at Havelock a moment in distant, film-eyed confusion.

Then he lurches forward, groaning.

(Puck goes for a knife, but decides to let Havelock take this one.)

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Well, that's nice and clear.

Havelock feints right in order to get a clear swing, and cuts hard at neck-height. The creature is still slow - too slow to move.

When it lies, twitching toward stillness on the floor, Havelock looks over at Puck again.

"Did he bite you?" he asks, with sudden foreboding.

That single injury is unlikely to be coincidence.

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Puck blinks, slightly stunned.

"He ... did seem to make quite the effort," he says. He rubs his neck. "But I was away ere he could manage it."

He's thinking of how the creatures devoured Hellebore.

"Will you be satisfied? Or had you rather inspect yourself?"

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"I believe you. Any scratches?"

He is tense and still, gazing at Puck's skin in search of marks that might prove fatally similar to the unfortunate Bertram Wooster's.

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

Puck returns his regard, shaking his head.

It doesn't occur to him to feel embarrassment for his bare chest, as a fairy's customary weeds may or may not take a form acceptable to a mortal. It does, however, occur to him to step absently nearer.

"If he had managed it," he says, with a glance down at the fallen Bertram, "you think it should have made me likewise mad?"